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Retro Robot doesn’t exactly make robots; in fact, Retro Robot doesn’t make robots at all. However, we do have some really cool stuff. Some of it is handmade and some of it is Vintage, but all of it is cool and if we made robots, I’m sure that they would approve every single item that we offer. This commitment to excellence has given us the distinction of being a hypothetical-robot approved site. Now as you most assuredly know, robots, hypothetical or not (or even theoretical), never lie (even if they can be programmed to chop down cherry trees, but of course we don’t condone that). Enjoy the site, and feel free to buy something if you like it!